What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.
You know how you plant kudzoo? Throw it under a cinder block in a paved parking lot and run!
When he came around that corner sideways, his *** must have been drawn up tighter than a knat's ***!
What are you supposed to be, some sort of half-assed astronaut? (Jaws)
Looked like some sort of half assed astronaut getting out of that car. (me talking about some ricers)
Colder than a *****'s heart (I hear this from my neighbor, a Veteran)
Stiffer than a wedding prick (neighbor also)
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