What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.

You know how you plant kudzoo? Throw it under a cinder block in a paved parking lot and run!

When he came around that corner sideways, his *** must have been drawn up tighter than a knat's ***!

What are you supposed to be, some sort of half-assed astronaut? (Jaws)

Looked like some sort of half assed astronaut getting out of that car. (me talking about some ricers)

Colder than a *****'s heart (I hear this from my neighbor, a Veteran)

Stiffer than a wedding prick (neighbor also)


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