What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.

Colder than a witch's ti**y in a brass bra.

Just a c*nt hair more.

You can do it once the right way, or do it over and over the wrong way.

Drive it.

Shoot it.

He's so tight, you couldn't pull a pin out of his @$$ with a tractor.

When it comes to atvs, honda is the right brand.

Ain't no thang like a chicken wing.

Shoot, shovel, shut-up.