What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.
Colder than a witch's ti**y in a brass bra.
Just a c*nt hair more.
You can do it once the right way, or do it over and over the wrong way.
Drive it.
Shoot it.
He's so tight, you couldn't pull a pin out of his @$$ with a tractor.
When it comes to atvs, honda is the right brand.
Ain't no thang like a chicken wing.
Shoot, shovel, shut-up.