What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.
braptor52 said
"out like a boner in sweat pants"
"off like a prom dress"
Click to expand...
lol
I also use...
Slicker than goose **** through a tin funnel.
I'll pound you so far into the ground, you'll have to roll down your socks to ****.
Print