What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.

I would rather burp and taste it then fart and waist it..:D
Or.. I would rather fart and waist it then burp and taste it :-s
If your spinning your not winning.:burnout:
Nea high to a grasshopper :coffee2:
And one of my favorites What'cha got on ? Your mind :glasses8: