What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.

I bet her p*ssy is tighter than a mouse's ear...

Off like a prom dress...

Eat your salad before it gets cold...

We have a pool and a pond, the pond will be good for you...

Hey Whitey, where's your hat...

Where are the white women at???

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