What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.

Man, 5 pages and no one posted if a Bullfrog had wings he wouldnt bump his ***. I like Tommy Lee Jones in no home for old men.If it aint a mess it will damn sure work till the mess gets here.Or the one my dad used. Are you a duck?If not quit sticking your bill up my ***.Runs like a striped ape.