Miss Iran Beauty Contest 2012

When I was younger I dated an Arab girl. I found her very beautiful and very nice. After we dated for sometime I invited her back to my place. I finally got her into bed that night. This ends bad guys, just listen. When the panties came off, it looked like she had Buckwheat in a leg lock. It would have taken a weed whacker to fight my way through that so I didn't even try. Never saw her again. True story. MMG:D


OMFG, I damn near wet myself I was laughing so hard!!