Why the He** doesnt my tranny mount up?

1. Unbolt everything.
2. Hang motor/tranny by your cherry picker.
3. Bolt the transmission in place, do not fully tighten.
4. Lower the motor down and fiddle with the motor mounts until the motor is sitting correctly; it should be 2.5" closer to passenger side.

It's best to work back to front.

Here's your answer and it got slam overlooked and ignored. Perfect.