To Pee Or Not to Pee

we have hair folicle testing at my job. it goes back 3 months. Really brings out some peoples true colors, even though i wouldnt mind smoking a hog every now and again. We have had a few factories shut down here and i live in a small town between 2 towns that one has a population of around 7000 and the other about 5000 and my town has about 200. talk about people being on the TIT. and some people i know even strategize to stay on and are always looking for a new angle. it pisses me off.