Too many A bodies?

Where I live if a car (even in your driveway) doesn't move for a month and someone complains (they always do), the police show up and give you a warning followed by tickets. BS huh? This is why my Dart is in a storage shed

Here in Ottawa, Ontario (Canada), the bylaw officers have the legal right to trespass on your property and have any vehicles that don't have current license plates towed away at your expense! Even if they're hidden behind your house, under a tarp, they're at risk. How's that for big brother b.s.?