Should I Buy the following and piss off the wife??

I would buy em'! Then i would go out and get some nice bubble bath,some scented candles,a nice romantic movie,a nice bottle of wine and some VERY nice lingerie. And when she got home after i relaxed in the tub with the bubble bath and candles and watched the movie and drinking the bottle of wine,.....i would ask if she wouldn't mind slipping into this nice lingerie with garter belts and whisper in her ear that i have something to tell her...

Glen