I hate to admit it, BUT

'64 Cuda said

The second ticket I ever got (in 1975 with a stock 273 2 bbl. with dual exhausts) was for "Exhibition driving, Show of acceleration."

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LMAO.
So you were an exhibitionist??????
And a car can’t “show acceleration”.
I guess your acceleration must be unperceivable to the NAKED eye to be legal. (sorry)