The most important tool in the garage

I like the "Kers" ,as my Grandpa pronounces it, for marathon beer drinking. You can maintain an all-day buzz while being sober enough for important tasks like impromto breakdancing battles, or surprise ninja attacks. I keep a keg of Guinness on hand for emergency purposes.

Guinness is good ****, however I'm not sure I'd keep it on tap right next to the "what the hell you call it machine". LMFAO