The numbers are in!

It's only on wide open and only at the top end as far as I can tell. I can bury my foot in it and watch the rear view mirror and it doesn't blow a puff I can see until it hits maybe 5k, then it's a full on plume all at once it seems. As soon as I get off it looks like it goes away. Need to get someone else to watch and see when it starts for sure. I'd try just winding it up in idle with no load, but since my pan just dumped a quart of oil over night through leaks I just drained it so I could try to salvage some. The bottom of the car is soaked in oil, half way down the pipes and the whole bottom of the trans, though it does look like it's coming out of the pipes themselves and not just from under the car. Need to see if I can find a pipe long enough to go down the plug tubes and get a hose on it for leakdown.