Stupid things you did when you were young thread

My first car, a 71 6 banger Gremlin. Wrong battery in it with no tie downs. Cut across a service station lot and over a speed bump. Dumped battery into the fan and the car shut down. Stuck my leg out the drivers door and proceeded to foot push the car back over the bump. Far side of the lot was my goal but I passed a little too close to the cement pump island. It caught the lower corner of the drivers door and nearly ripped it off the car. New door , new battery, new fan. Bad day