Stupid things you did when you were young thread

I bought a used 2.2 Charger and of course decided it needed a nice bath. Drove to the nearest car wash and spent a few $$ cleaning it up nice. Since they sold the land on the exit side to the new "Superstore", they locked the forward drive out doors so I had to back out. I opened the door behind me and there were cars lined up behind. Showing off, I got in, slammed her into reverse, swerved past the first in line no problem, but by the third car, my passenger door swung open and caught someones front bumper ripping the door completely forward and exploding the door glass all over my hood. I drove home holding the inside passenger door handle because the door was "slightly" folded...

Same car. It had an aftermarket sunroof, mirrored on both sides. After washing the car down, my buddy calls and says everyones heading to Kildonan Park for the evening. I hop in and head down one of the major roads. I hit about 40 when I feel my hair stand up. Looking westward through the rearview I see the sunroof flipping over and over, flashing bright orange in the setting sun until it explodes into a million orange glowing pieces on the road behind me. Forgot to bolt it in.... Looked like something out of 2001 A Space Odyssey lol

Grant