Stupid things you did when you were young thread

Please keep in mind that I was real young when I did this stuff! Well, lets see.....

Wired a friends heads in to the dimmer switch because the headlight switch itself was bad. He was back 5 minutes later with a car full of smoke. Oh well, he needed a new switch anyway and everyone got a good laugh at my expense. lol!

A buddy and I took his girfriends '67 Mustang out for a joyride @ 120 mph on a major street late at night. I couldn't stop for the light (which came up way faster than I thought) and just cranked the wheel left at 90 mph. We broadslided for what seemed like half a block before the car responded and turned.......into a parking lot with half a donut and right into a parking space right between the lines. We laughed for 10 minutes, but I could've killed ten people with that stunt. Stupid, but even though we live 1000 miles from each other, we're still friends and we still laugh about it on the once a year drunk phone call we give each other.

I was building a CB1100F engine for a paying customer when he just happened to stop by. I chocked a 2x4 under the lower motor mount and turned to BS with him. We were talking for about 5 minutes when the 2x4 slipped and $3000 worth of engine fell to the floor, breaking off the rear mount. You should have seen the expression on my face. I ate that job. He got free new cases and I knocked 25% the labor. Ouch.

There's more but I'm running out time and starting to feel sick to my stomach. lol!