Stupid things you did when you were young thread

When I was 18 I had a ford courier truck my dad gave me. During an off road session the upper ball joint came apart, I just wired it back together and drove around for months like that. My auto shop teacher in high school (who always preached about taking the caps off the battery when charging it) was making a hold down bracket for the charging battery caused the battery to explode(did not take the caps off)had to get stiches in my left eyebrow from that. My ears rang for 3 days from shooting a box of shells from an "altered" shotgun without hearing protection. Got married once. Accidentally caught a 10th story hotel room on fire in China. Stuck my finger in between a 1/2 inch end mill and a peice of steel I just machined. I spread most of these occurences through out a few years, so I could rest up.