Only In America!!!

1 only in america can a pizza gte to your house faster than an ambulance.

2 only in america do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get thier prescriptions while all the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

3 only in america do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke

4 only in america do banks leave bothdoors open and then chain the pens to the counter

5 only in america dowe leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage

6 only in america do we use the word 'politics'to describe theprocess so well: 'poli' in latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'