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Okay I`ll bite, here`s a couple from Va.-

There once was a man from New Kent
who`s d$%^ was so long that it bent
to save himself trouble
he stuck it in double
and instead of coming, he went.

There once was a man from St. Clair
who was screwing his wife on the stair
the banister broke
so he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air.


Now how could 19duster74 go anywhere with great entertainment like this?