Stupid things you did when you were young thread

20 years old, 74 satelite 360 cam,headers, 4.10 , lots of Michelob. My friend in a ford stated the famous words "last one there is a rotten egg" as we left a party 5 miles from his house. I made it 3.5 miles before passing a gto in a 35 mph zone while doing 75 myself. The truck in front of the gto turned left. Thank God I did not kill him but that was the end of my plymouth, his chevy truck, a telephone pole, 5 road signs and my drivers license. I was ahead of my friend in the ford. (:
21 years old, brand new 1985 gt mustang off of the dealership car lot that I USED TO WORK FOR. Lots of Michelob (see a pattern here). Punk kid in town had a fast chevy pick up and was bragging. Since my plymouth no longer existed, I sneaked into the dealership that I worked for and got the keys to a new gt that had just came in off of the transport the day before. I think it was about 2 am on a Saturday night. I challenged him to a race, missed every gear and got beat. On the way back to the dealership, I hit a skunk that got stuck on the rear axle. Then I cut a turn too sharp and hit a curb that ruined the left rear tire. Does anybody remember those stupid metric wheels and tires that came on the gt mustang? Dang those things were expensive! I fixed all the damage before my boss knew a thing but I still told him what I had done. My first step at growing up. He let me keep my job.