You know you're in trouble when

Nah, all they know is what the computer tells them. They don't know jack. For instance; called local Fla dealer, needing a 70 right bank piston. He found one in Pennsilvania. Called them- nope; said Fl computer shows you have it. Hold on, 5 mins on hold. He went back to the dusty shelves, and found it; last one left in the whole USA.

They are lazy butts- go away, I'm due for break.