You know you're in trouble when

Drove 3-1/2 hours to pull home a 71 Duster. Planning ahead, took tires with air, lugnuts, jack etc. When we get there the front is sitting on a couple of blocks. Go to put the wheels on, and WTF? - left hand thread! Those in the know say impossible, I said FIRETRUCK!. Off to the small town Canadian Tire figuring I am going to have to restud her where she is, and offhand ask the guy behind the counter about the lefties. He pulls out a box with 20 in it. 79 cents each! I tried to buy them all, but he would only sell me 10. As he put it, "someday, someone like yourself is going to need these". All I could do was laugh, and thank him for not selling them all to the guy that bought some before me :)

Grant