"1970 Pro Touring Dart Build"

HemiDenny's past Nat's barbecuing ritual (early Saturday am):

1. Find someones defunct gas grill (see prime example above).

2. Gut the burners etc and lay in a steel panel to cover the holes.

3. Dispatch Weeb to yon grocery store to purchase the largest bag
of charcoal they have available for sale.

4. Lay entire unopened bag of charcoal in the grill, rip open the top
of the bag and empty a whole can of charcoal lighter fluid inside.

5. Light and briefly view at a safe distance until you are assurred that
no cars were singed and nobody was going to call the fire department.

6. Go to the swap meet for at least 2 hours.

7. Return and grill your brains out for the rest of the day and evening.