What to do, what to do...

I live near a nudist colony ; I've heard nothing but "stay away" about it .

More often than not , you're going to subject to seeing a bunch of nastiness at those places : people who don't give a f__k , walking about with their Picasso-inspired pieces swinging and sliding , bouncing and bobbing .

But then again , the idea of wearing a banana hammock and , say , one of those coin belts (like vendors wear at cotton candy and pretzel stands) , is too much fun !