Mercury Cougar $FS$

I"ve seen this same add before, but it was for a Honda XR600r I think, and instead of:

"That's liable to earn you a left hook ear punch with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. "
it was
"That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab."

Still entertaining though