Different/interesting ways to say I QUIT

Call in sick and ask how many sick days you have built up,:D
and when he ask how long are you going to be away from work??
tell him as long as it takes to remove your boot from his @$$ :D

:oops: Just Joking :D I don't like burning bridges ether8-) Just tell him you need some time to take care of some things and say good day eh!!!:glasses7: