Different/interesting ways to say I QUIT

I have thought the same thing. I figure there is 2 ways to go, the high road, give 2 weeks notice (after composing a 5 page notice)and work out my 2 weeks or just walk in the owners office and say, "I'm glad you got to meet me, the pleasure was all yours." and walk out the door, this would really get him because he is a raving egomaniac. Have thought of just walking out the door without saying a word(usually at least once a week for the last 14 years.
Another good quitting (ok, actually about retiring)song is "Oney" by Johny Cash, where he threatens to punch his supervisor on his last day.