I don't really drink - girl wants to meet for "drinks" what to do? NEED ADVICE!!!!

Who knows you may be hooking up with the "Lowes Dream Girl" on this date......


OR...................... HE MAY BE HOOKING UP WITH THAT F**KIN HEFFER FROM THE PASTURE, AND READY TO MILK HIM FOR ALL THE FOOD IN THE BAR!

whatever you do, do not offer dinner until you have seen that she is not some gigantic freaking sideshow clown whale in a pair of daisy dukes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!