What is your strangest junk yard story.

Several years ago an old roommate of mine was way into air cooled volkswagens, he found an old head in the neighbor hood who gave him a complete 71 super beetle minus motor and transmission, perplexed at how he was going to get it home. It had 4 flat tires, and no brakes so towing was not an option. We milled it around over a few cold beers (40's) and decided it would be a good idea to load it in the back of my K-5 blazer. The tools came out and the top as well as the tailgate were removed. With some help from a few other rednecks it was shoved in the back of the blazer and held in place by a drunken roommate and two bungee cords. Our neighbors loved us.