Is this a 69?

That's another thing I thought. At least I think I thought it, or I thought of thinking it, or uh....uh....ummmm.....I uh.......

Dammit......never mind.

BUT YOU CAN'T CALL IT A 69! I GOT ONE AND IT AIN'T NUTTIN LIKE THAT!!!!!!

It is a Saturday night special. I sent him a polite message with most everything that isn't correct.