What is your strangest junk yard story.

I just have one, and it not crazy, just more of a "son of a *****" story.

A good friend of mine has a business going for selling old BMW parts. He sells anything and everything from 80s BMWs. All parts collected from scouring pick-n-pulls. I should also mention that he's half mexican half white, but wouldnt be mistake for anything other than mexican.

So one day i came up to hang out with him and he needed to get a new starter for his bmw.(last owner installed a new starter with one bolt and duct tape)

We get to the entrance and there is a long line of like 20 people, all hispanic looking guys except me. My friend realizes this and yells "would these f*cking (mexican racial slur: W B's) hurry up!". Then of course everyone in the line turns to look angerly at the one white "racist" Ahole in line.(me)

Yes, this friend has a twisted sense of humor.