What is your strangest junk yard story.

I was at a local yard looking for a 73 dart that was supposed to have disk brakes. Found the Dart and near it was a couple guys banging something on the ground. Turns out it was a 5' cottonmouth snake and it was right next to where I would have to lie down to look under the car at the brakes, where there was grass growing. Phew, close one.

Out in front was a 66 Dart GT in pretty good shape with a dressed up 225 and console automatic - $2500. Was tempted.