What is your strangest junk yard story.

Twenty some years ago, I was in a yard pulling a heater part from under the dash of a 64 Belvedere. Laying on my back, head under dash, feet on the seat. Felt something brush my chest and glanced down and saw wiring harness. A short while later, the brushing seemed to have a heavier feel. Glanced again, and saw wiring harness. Moments later, it occurs to me that this wiring harness seemed to move. Looked again, this time paying a little bit of attention, and watched that wiring harness slither across my chest and out the open door. Got out and investigated, and found out that "wiring harness" was a six foot blacksnake. Took me a few minutes to get up the nerve to go finish where I left off!