Damn Skunks!

My mom and dad always used the tomato recipe on their pomeranian. Damn dog got nailed every time it turned around. To dumb to let well enough alone. Always seemed to happen in the early morning when my dad would let it before going to work so it could go do it's duty. He always left the door open a little ways so the dog would come back in when it was done. My mom is in bed sleeping and here comes Fido running full steam ahead and jumps in bed with skunk all over himself. Well, you could here my mom yell a block away cussing her precious little yap dog. They finally started leaving the door closed and if the dog smelled of skunk then he got the special bath treatment outside. To funny.