Do you get asked these dumb questions

I don't feel so bad now. Some of you have been asked crazier stuff than I've encountered. How could anyone confuse a Nova for a Mopar??? Asking someone how much they have in a car and they don't even know you? Wow. I am definitely resemble the recipient of questions about how many Zombie guns I have. I rotate them up to be cleaned so often, my wife has no idea how many I "really" have. I had a friend who drove a beautiful 69 Road Runner 383 4-speed. What drove him nuts was people asking, "what engine do you have?" He'd say "383" and they'd say "Oh..." with an air of disappointment. I'm going the rebel route. When I finally finally get the Barracuda built, with a nice thumpin 360, I'm putting a 318-4 barrel pie tin on the air cleaner and telling everyone its a 318 with an exhaust leak. Ha ha. Hey, great stories from everyone who responded. Like I said, I don't feel like I have it so bad now.