You might be an "A-body owner" if......

you might be an a body owner if
you've ever gotten a sunburn from your mig welder
you think certain floor sections were meant to be see-thru
you've compared the diameter of a barrel and your spare tire well
nine inch drum brakes seem okay if ya drive conservatively
things like quarter panels seem like accessories for people with "fancy" cars
you've ever seen a rust hole patched with cardboard and bondo
you've ever seen a mower blade used to keep the leaf springs out of the trunk