Cops love Mopars.

Went to Englishtown with a coupla buddies one year, I had an 88 Horizon, My first new car, GLH ground effects, Shiny Black PX8 paint, Tinted windows, raised whites, Dechromed,...Took a wrong turn leavin the track, got lost, flipped a u-turn, and of course, goin thru the gears we passed a cop caprice goin the opposite way. My buddy slammed his beer and stuffed it under the seat, smilin he said "I betcha he comes after ya",....Sure as hell, almost a mile later he's on me like a cheap suit on a car salesman. After we stop, The cop gets out with his book in hand, He's gonna write me for somethin..Walks up to the car and says " Took me almost a mile to catch you".... (did I mention I'm drivin a 2.2 non turbo horizon? not eggzactly a fast machine),...I figured I got nothin to lose, I'm clean, cept for the beer can under the seat, so I says "You oughta get yourself a Chrysler and get rid of that Chevy"......needless to say That cop even measured the tread depth on that car, gave me a ticket for a tinted license plate cover,....It was worth the 35 bucks....