You Might Be Getting Old If.........?

You get up out of the chair, making little whimpering sounds, walk into another room, and stand there. What did I wont to do?

You have something important to hide, so you find a good spot. It is gone forever.( I have torn my shop apart several times, looking for my fender tag;nada).

While looking for the fender tag, you find 3 distributers, that cost $. Now they are obsolete (you just bought a new one).

You go to the grocery store, buy stuff. Get home, the list is on the table, and of all the stuff you bought-none of it is on the list.

You take your meds; 10 minutes later you stare at them, wondering if you took them.