You Might Be Getting Old If.........?

A buddy and his younger wife were riding with me. Old f@rt cut me off. I started in on him; old f@rt, etc. His wife starts laughing and says " I think he's younger than you". My reply :I still know how to drive".

Driving, or behind a shopping cart- mentally batching about all these old azzes in the way; then realize- I'm there too, but still know how to keep out of the way of others. I just want to pass your slow butt, to get away from you. I have things to do....