Fathers With Daughters Of Dating Age

My little girls have 3 older brothers, 2 crazy uncles, 1 mean grandma, 1 tough grandpa, 2 ornery great uncles, and me. That's just my side of the family, and we all have access to high fire power, a couple hundred acres of land, a backhoe, and just about anything else imaginable. I just hope I've done my job and my daughters have enough common sense not force my hand.