Really??! This really happened??!!!

Trade ya, I got burned $1,300 for a paint job I could have had my vo-tech trained nephew do for a 12 pack, cost of materials and $200. Gonna leave it as is and if anybody notices the flaws will loudly announce who (shop name, owner, painter, and address)painted it.

No offense but $1300 for paint sounds like you got what you paid for. Have you checked the price of paint lately ?