You might be an "A-body owner" if......

when people say a 318 can't make power, when a 904 was just a slant six transmission only, when fiberglass fenders are available but reproduction metal ones will never be available, when people say "that's not a barracuda, it doesn't look anything like the Nash Bridges car", when you have more in metal and bulk shipping than the price of the car to begin with.