Hood Scoops.

I have two foam blocks covered with (dont laugh) black duct tape. They
are slightly larger than the openings. I compress them and stuff em' in when
the weather gets wet.

Haha. Nice. That's a lot easier sounding than the things I have sketched up at this point.

One of the best factory shaker scoop designs was on the '74 Pontiac Trans Am I owned back then. It originally had a factory-blocked opening but all it needed was drilling out three rivets for it to be fully-functional. In case of rain all I had to do was put the original factory plate back in the scoop opening
The design was a rearward facing opening drawing cool air from the high-pressure area at the base of the windshield. The base of the shaker sealed against the underpart of the hood with a thick rubber gasket and there was a drain hose on the driver-side front corner of the base to drain any rainwater/carwash moisture away from the engine to the ground.
One more thing, the opening in any scoop needs to be a minimum of 30 sq. in. to be fully effective and let the engine breathe at full throttle.

All good info. I'll take it into consideration. Though I'd like to keep mopar parts on it, a trans-am style shaker would probably be a whole lot easier to come by. Thanks!