You might be an "A-body owner" if......

Nobody can buckle the seat belts unless they've road with you before.
You have two working dash lights.
You're highbeam indicator light is burn't out and you can't reach it to swap it.
Your grill is worth more than your car.
Your rear window is worth more than your car.
You are used to manual 9" drum brake fade and can predict it.
You don't know if your car has 83K miles, 183K or maybe even 283K.
You've owned your car for approximately a decade and have rebuilt the whole thing mechanically, while it was a daily driver, piece by piece.
A trip that takes 5/8 a tank of gas one way, only takes 1/4 tank on the return trip.
You're temp guages normal readings change with the season.
You've put T-shirts over your seats to cover the holes. Only because the black ducktape sticks to peoples asses and legs.
You wish you had an 8 3/4" rear from the factory.
You wish you had disc brakes.
Your /6 takes 30 minutes an hour to go from 0-60 mph.