You might be an "A-body owner" if......

....if your carpets are wet
if you open your vents at 60MPH and get blinded by everything from bugs to stones
if replacement rear leaf springs are first on your list
if your battery falls thru the original tray
if half your dash lamps work
if your glove box won't stay shut because you tried to "disassemble" the latch
if you have outward dents in your quarter panels from the jack rolling around
if you always think you smell burning fuse link
if the 17 year old working at Pep Boys says he never saw a fuse made out of glass
:cheers: Everything except the battery tray is the truth! :P