You might be an "A-body owner" if......

You might be an A-body owner...

if the skin on the back of your legs is as tough as leather from the years of burning it on the black vinyl of your bench seat.

..if you start your car in both park or neutral depending on if the gear select is sticking.

.. if your seat belts don't work very well so you take them down and just use em across your lap.

..if your review mirror moves back and forth as you accelerate and brake.