You might be an "A-body owner" if......

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bOb shingler said:
if after having changed the spark plugs in your 440 you think it would have been easier to pull the motor.
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THIS!!!!!

Following the theme of a couple other posts, the only vintage mopar guys who get less respect than you are the C-body guys!
 
daliant said:
Your an A body owner if people come up to you and say:

Wow does it have the slant six engine in it?

My grandparents used to have a car like that. (especially if you have a 4 door)

I used to have one of those, I paid 45 bucks for it back in '78

Wow a Dodge Dart! my buddy had one of those, it was a '69, it had a 340 hemi with a 5 speed in it , he had to sell it though 'cause it was too fast.

Hey nice car, do you want to sell it?
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X2 :D on all of this post by dalian :D
I have only one thing to add to it, WHAT YEAR Model is it :?
 
You might be an A body owner if: You have only been on this forum a few days and your car is already running smoother ;)
 
-If back in the day you had the fastest small block in town.
-if the guy you just beat in his built 350 says your 340 must be built and wants too look under your hood.
 
You might be an A-body owner...

if the skin on the back of your legs is as tough as leather from the years of burning it on the black vinyl of your bench seat.

..if you start your car in both park or neutral depending on if the gear select is sticking.

.. if your seat belts don't work very well so you take them down and just use em across your lap.

..if your review mirror moves back and forth as you accelerate and brake.
 
you might be an a-body owner if...


...you were just sitting at a red light, looked over at the white Cavalier sitting at the intersection, and saw an extremely cute blond girl raising her camera to take a picture of your car.


...ok, that might be more of a 'Plum Crazy Duster with a sharktooth grille and shiny rims on it owner' than 'an a-body owner', but it all counts, right?

:angel8:
 
95teetee said:
you might be an a-body owner if...


...you were just sitting at a red light, looked over at the white Cavalier sitting at the intersection, and saw an extremely cute blond girl raising her camera to take a picture of your car.


...ok, that might be more of a 'Plum Crazy Duster with a sharktooth grille and shiny rims on it owner' than 'an a-body owner', but it all counts, right?

:angel8:
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It's not model specific. I get that all the time when I drive around pants-less too.
 
If you go to an ALL makes car show and out of 150 or so cars, you have the Only A Body there.

If at the same show a guy walks up and says "Nice Marlin"
 
If you took the glove box door all the way off because the ******* paper clip couldn't get the lock assembly out--ASK ME HOW I KNOW
 
if your bench seat duster floorboard looks like it was shot with a 12 gauge from all the bucket seat swaps
 
When some smart *** B/E body owner asks if it came with a foot print gas pedal and a Molly Hatchet 8 track. You've unhooked the speedo cable because the noise from the speedo head is louder than the stereo, when you tell another a body owner that all your dash lights, and amp meter work and they call you a liar. If the number one person on your Paypal list is Waggin, and last but not least you're man enough to go cruisin' in broad daylight sporting a flame job and slot mags.
 
You might be an "A-body owner" if......every new cut on your hands makes you think "When was the last time I had a tetanus shot?" :D
 
You might be an "A-body owner"
When you see everyone (you can't remember) waving at you.
Because you have the only one in 20 counties :happy1:
 
ROFLMAO

If you can't use your sunvisor without knocking your rearview out of wack.

So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
gdrill said:
You might be an "A-body owner" if......every new cut on your hands makes you think "When was the last time I had a tetanus shot?" :D
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Speaking of which, I think I'm due for one.

You might be an A-Body Owner If :

You keep a notebook with parts you want/need to buy, and cry/die a little inside when you add up the prices.

OR

You're afraid to add up the grand total of what you have invested in your car.

You "Window Shop" on Summit Racing frequently, but can rarely afford the goodies you drool over.

You have Hood Locks so jealous people don't screw with your engine.

You've ever slammed the throttle down and put the front tires in one lane, the rear tires in the other, and laid down rubber halfway sideways Without intending to do so... :burnout:

You refuse to drive your car in the rain because :

A : The wiper bushings broke and you don't feel like gutting the dash to replace them.
B : You know it'd be a death wish that would end with your car wrapped around a tree.

Guys on Harleys give you the middle finger because your exhaust is louder than their bike. :D

You know what it feels like to have a torsion bar break.

Teenagers whisper "I told you it had a Hemi." When you get out of your 340 Duster.

Someone ever walked by, looked in the window and said "Oh, it's just an automatic."

People stop and stare with wide eyes when :

A : Your tires chirp or squeal going around a tight turn

B : Your car chirps the tires every time you take off from a stoplight

C : Your car chirps the tires every time you grab a gear.
 
When you go to the parts store and are told a 74 Duster doesn't exist because its not in their computer.

Or my personal favorite

(You know your a Mopar owner when) . Are told, "they never made a flywheel for a 318."
 
if to lock your car up you use a belt or rope tied from the armrest to the steering wheel (latch post missing or busted out)

if you go to the parts store to get front drums and they look at you like you're crazy
 
You might be an "A-body owner" if......you technically haven't even started the work on your first one and you are picking up a second to keep it company! Psst....don't tell the wife!
 
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