stupid me, can't change a battery?

Okay, back from the dealer. All I can say is that God loves me :) 4 more fuses that I have no idea where they are.....were blown. That fixed all my electrical issues. tested the alternator and it is working, but just passed a field spike test. The air compressor has a bad clutch and is causing it's own issues. needs replaced...but not my fault. So the near future has me installing a alternator and a compressor. Not too proud to say, It cost me $292.00. From what I hear...it couldve been a LOT worse. Thanks to everyone for all the quick advice and responses...if you-all have any carpentry questions, ask me....I don't screw that up :)