You might be an "A-body owner" if......

When some smart *** B/E body owner asks if it came with a foot print gas pedal and a Molly Hatchet 8 track. You've unhooked the speedo cable because the noise from the speedo head is louder than the stereo, when you tell another a body owner that all your dash lights, and amp meter work and they call you a liar. If the number one person on your Paypal list is Waggin, and last but not least you're man enough to go cruisin' in broad daylight sporting a flame job and slot mags.